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Am I Worthy?
(We'll let you know. Keep checking the site.)
(Note. We have a pile of new member recommendations to review and our staff is limited.
Bear with us but do not for a minute think that we don't take each and every recommendation seriously.
This is, after all, serious business!)
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Ladies and Gentlemen;
I will keep this membership application brief. I am stationed in Catania, Sicily and drive a 1971 Alfa GTV on this rock almost every day. This place makes Paris, New York, and hell, even Iraq look easy. Thank you for your consideration.
Sounds like hell to us. Contact us again after you have retraced the Targa Florio or found the real godfather. Don't get waylaid.
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I drank a gallon of milk in 8 minutes. It all started one day before my christmas vacation. I was sitting around talking to my friends and I was joking around saying that I drank mild by the gallon. I really didn't but one of my friends told me it was impossible to drink a whole gallon, your body phsically couldn't hold it. I said it wasn't impossible and I could do it easy. He gave me twelve minutes, and If I did it in that much time he'd give me twenty bucks. later that day at school, in the middle of the football field, in front of a big crowd, I chugged down a while gallon of milk in 8 MINUTES. Everyone cheered and I got half the money. He didn't give me all of it becouse it was only one percent. The bastard. Anyway, later taht day I talked to my dad, a doctor, and he told me I shouldn;t have done it, I could've hurt my kidneys or something, and thats bad. whatever, I did it, and it was fun. Hope I'm quilified.
the d man
I see?
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some years ago, after a ridiculous one lap of america in a trihawk, my bro and myself were supposed initiated into the ranks by jean lindamood (now with a new name) and brock yates... we even got a trophy for being the biggest morons doing a blizzard run in an air cooled (cooled being the operative term) three wheel vehicle...
that was one of three one laps for me, it was the last for my bro... one has to admire his intelligence for bailing after the trihawk episode...
we were briefly famous for that stunt in car & driver, time mag (or was it newsweek?), the ny times and of course nbc sportsworld... nobody even knew the half of it...
before that it was motorcycle and car road racing for me, afterwards some pro rally in a beater ford fiesta... now the muscular dystrophy has pretty much killed that, since there's not much competition in the full size ford wheelchair van class... so now i pretty much tell stories to the five kids, they're all sure i'm lyin'...
cheers...
George Fallar
All this may be true. However, Lindamood ain't a member so how can she put you up for membership?
One word from Yates and you are golden.
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AM I BLIND OR HAVE I BEEN DROPPED?
DICK LAGUE
"If you can't find your name on the list it is because Alexander didn't put it there. That is not to say that your name doesn't belong there. He forgot a lot of stuff. Send three box tops and the name of someone who can verify your existence as a SOD and you will be back on the list."
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